... Dio recounts an Trade amongst Elagabalus plus the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus dealt with the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I'm a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by possessing Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to present him the equal of a lady's vagina via a surgical incision. ^H